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[Karma's a bitch, bitch...]

Learning spanish? Here are some swear words

[daily-blogs-of-a-moist-boy]

Fuck! – ¡Joder! / ¡Hostia!

Fuck off/you/yourself! – ¡Qué te jodan! / ¡Jódete!

Don’t fuck with me! – ¡No me jodas!

What a rotter! – ¡Qué cabrón!

Stick it up your ass! – ¡Métetelo por el culo!

Don’t be such a wanker – No seas tan cabrón

Bastard! / Motherfucker! – ¡Cabrón!

Fucking hell! – ¡Manda huevos!

Cock sucker – Mama bicho / Mama guebo / Mamahuevo

Dammit! / Bloody Hell! – ¡Coño! 

Dickhead/Jerk/Idiot! – ¡Gilipollas!

Slut – Malparida / Piruja / Zopupla / Zorra

Go to hell! – ¡Vete a la mierda! / ¡Vete al infierno!

Shit! – ¡Mierda!

Pinche: A keyword of Mexican profanity

For goodness sake! –¡La madre que me/te/los parió!(literally, “the mother who gave birth to me/you/them”)

How annoying! –¡Qué putada!

Son of a bitch! – ¡Hijo de puta! / ¡Puta madre!

Eat shit and die! – ¡Come mierda y muerte!

To be the best – Ser el puto amo

Fuck in hell! – ¡Manda huevos!

Ass-face – Cara de culo

Wanker – Pajero

Faggot – Marica

Blow me! – ¡Chupame la pija!

Gay – Joto

Fucking whore – Pinche puta

Suck my dick! – ¡Mamame la verga!

Asshole! – ¡Capullo!

Stupid idiot! – ¡Tonto del culo!

Fucking pussy – Pinche punetas

Fucking dickhead – Pinche pendejo

Slander – Injuria

To swear – Echar votos y reniegos

I shit on everything that moves! – ¡Me cago en todo lo que se menea!

Asshole – Forro (Used mostly in Argentina)

Idiot/Stupid – Boludo

To Blaspheme – Renegar

I shit on your bitch of a mother - Me cago en tu puta madre

Dumbass - Gilipollas

I hope you get fucked by a fish - Que te folle en pez

Dicks in vinegar - pollas en vinagre

[Karma's a bitch, bitch...]

[niggazinmoscow]

Let’s make it happen

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[xfandomscreenshots]

Omg this is ab-so-lute-ly hilarious! He even did the Pennywise dance! 

[goldenpoc]

That was an art

[scionofthestars]

Seriously. This is the kind of man I want to marry.

[Karma's a bitch, bitch...]

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

• Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
• Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
• LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
• Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
• Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
• Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
• Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
• Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
• Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
• Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

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[ufos-looking-for-me]

Drunk Girls Get Surprised With Puppies

This is so lovely, got me smiling like an idiot 

[lperezidente]

I am so happy that they are happy

[bhatteshwari]

“I should not drink whisky I CANNOT PROTECT THEM”

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[skankplissken]

[science-fiction-is-real]

[thevindictiveserpent]

[charlottec21]

[ryuukiba]

[watergirl1996]

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

[klubbhead]

[aven-rave]

This is the best thing I have ever seen

[klubbhead]

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

[klubbhead]

[sculptingsuccess]

Dam it it got better

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[blairbitchcraft]

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

[badromantics]

I NEVER NOTICED YOU COULD READ THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE BEAT OF THE SONG

[norwegian-bluee-blog]

Art…

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[davidssecretlover]

Absolutely magnificent! 💚

[norwegian-bluee-blog]

Our Starman ~💙

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Things to say to a friend in Spanish 💖

[spanishland]

When they’re going through a hard time

• Todo irá bien. All is going to be okay
  
• No te preocupes. Don´t worry
• Yo te creo. I believe you
• Yo creo en ti. I believe in you
• Estoy aquí por ti. I´m here for you
• Sabes que puedes contar conmigo. You know you can count on me
• Tú me importas. You matter to me
• Lo superarás. You will get over it
• Déjame ayudarte. Let me help you
• ¿Qué puedo hacer para que te sientas mejor? What can I do to make you feel better?
• Lo entiendo. I understand
• Me importas mucho. I care about you a lot
• Lo superaremos juntos / juntas. We´ll get through this together

When you are thankful they are there

• Gracias por entenderme. Thank you for understanding
  
• Eres un buen amigo / buena amiga. You’re a good friend
• Sabía que me comprenderías. I knew you would get it
• Gracias por cubrirme la espalda. Thanks for having my back
• Gracias por todo. Thank you for everything

When you want to spend time together

• ¿Cuándo podemos vernos? When can we meet?
  
• Te echo de menos / extraño. I miss you
• ¿Estás libre el __? Are you free on __?
• Hazme saber si algún día quieres hablar. Let me know if you ever want to talk

Things to tell them everyday

• Estás guapísimo / guapísima hoy. You look great today
  
• Ese color te sienta genial. That color looks great on you
• Siempre sacas lo mejor de la gente. You always bring out the best in people
• Me acabas de alegrar el día. You just made my day

Things you should always say

• Te quiero. I love you
  
• Me encanta pasar tiempo contigo. I love spending time with you
• Mis mejores recuerdos son contigo. My best memories involve you
• Me inspiras. You inspire me
• Me encanta que nos hayamos conocido. I love that we met
• Eres simplemente genial. You are just great
  

[Karma's a bitch, bitch...]

[chrsevans]

“And when I think of her…she’s looking down from the celestial stratosphere with those big brown eyes, that sly smile on her face as she lovingly extends me the middle finger.” x

[norwegian-bluee-blog]

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